I Don't Have a Woman Because....

Recently, a quite profane and rather portly black woman said to me, "Your attitude is the reason you don't have a woman". Later in our short conversation she also stated, "You're always talking about young tenders, sounding like and old pervert".
      
      First off, I am in full agreement that my attitude/outlook is the very reason I do not have a woman. Be that as it may, the negative connotations she attempted to attach to this reality are invalid at best and completely illogical at worst. Now allow me to address some facts.

1. The average American black woman is slightly overweight by age 25 and obese by age 30.
    This is even more evident in Southern states.
2. By age 25, the average American black woman has been physically abused by at least one man.
    If verbal abuse is also considered, these numbers become astronomical.
3. By age 25, most American black women have at least one child by a man with whom they are no      longer involved with intimately....a direct result of their propensity for unprotected sex.
4. The average college educated American black woman is upside down in debt and literally living        check to check...thereby creating pressure for men to accrue "material debt" to impress them.
5. Most American black women view their natural hair as a nuisance that isn't worth the hassle.
    Hence, their natural beauty is never seen or appreciated, even by themselves.
   
     Judging by this list, if you don't catch black women while they're young tenders, they are not worth the investment of time and energy they attempt to demand. So yes! My attitude is that picking a woman from that pool is about as logical as loaning your rent money to your sister then being evicted yourself.        
That's why I don't have a woman!